Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Smallest hotel

Which is the smallest hotel in the world?

It can accomodate only one standing guest with his luggage hanging outside.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Lecture bole to miniskirt!

har lecture ko miniskirt jitna hona chahiye. Itna chota jisse interest bhi bana rahe aur jaruri chije bhi cover ho jaye!!!

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Rang de...

Finest movie ever?

bacche sharab pee rahe hai,
builingon se kud rahe hain,
cigaratte phook rahe hain,
baap ko goli maar rahe hain,
foreigner sabko marvakar chali gayi,
sala DJ 5 saal se university mein pada hai,
uski maa keh rahi hai kamina kaam par kab lagega,
aur director kehta hai,....

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Tandoor Delight!

Bite d neck gently,chew the breast softly,spread the legs slowly & suck the juice excitingly ...

dats the way u shud eat Tandoori Chicken!!!

Monday, January 01, 2007

Solid Excuse

Father to son: Pados ki ladki ko dekh woh exam mein first aayi hai.
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha tabhi to fail ho gaya!!

Thursday, December 28, 2006


1 guy suddenly got up in a plane and said "Hijack". Everybody put their hands up and then suddenly another guy from other side got up and said, "Hi John."

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Intelligent Sardar!!

A very intelligent sardar has found answer to the most difficult question ever: Which comes first chicken or egg?

Sardar: O yaar, jiska order doge woh pehle ayega!!!!