Management Lesson!

Boss: Let me fuck u just 1 time.Ill be quick,Ill pay u 1000$, Ill throw the money on the floor & before u bend down & pick it up It'll b done!
Girl likes the proposal and she calls her boyfriend.
Boyfriend: It's ok, but ask for 2000$ & be very quick to pick up the money.
After 4 hours the boyfriend calls her....
Boyfriend: Wat happened?
Girl: The bastard used coins!!

LESSON: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before getting fucked!