Baap Ka Character

Teacher: Bacchon, agar aapko apna character sudharna hai, to har aurat ko apni ma samjho.
Children: Lekin isse hamare baap ka character bigad jayega...!

Mobility In Relationships!

What is the difference between : 1) A girlfriend 2) A call girl and 3) A wife?





simple....postpaid, prepaid and lifetime!!

A cool poem

A poem for dear u,


Kind, intelligent, luving n hot, .... this describes everything u r not.
I c ur face when im dreaming, ....dats y I always wake up screaming.

Da Sweetest Thing

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it in bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere. U must never stop doing it.





It's called prayer! God bless ur dirty mind!!

Sardar Ka Beta

Sardar ka beta 5th mein fail hua to 4th mein aya,4th mein fail hua to 3rd mein aya.
Sardar biwi se bola: apni panty tight karle, vo vapas aa raha hai!

Whisper vs condom

Condom says to Whisper: Every month u stop my business for one week.
Whisper says: When u make mistake 1 time, I loose my business for 9 months!

Thats true!

No matter how many positions formerly held by men are taken over by women, there will be always one opening that only a man can fill!

Broken Specs

A boy comes 2 class with broken specs
Teacher: Wat happened?
Boy: I was kissing my girlfriend
Teacher: But how did ur specs break?
Boy: She closed her legs.

Interesting Capabilities

Girls have some interesting capabilities - they get wet without bath, they bleed without injury, they give milk without eating grass, and they make boneless things hard!

Copying In Biology

A teacher told students to draw female reproductive organ. A girl felt shy and looked down. A sardar said " mam she is copying."!

Rust In Piece

Woman: Doctor I have an infection in my vagina!
DOC: How often do u have sex?
Woman: Abt once in 6 months.
DOC: That's not an infection lady, its "RUST"!!