Smallest hotel

Which is the smallest hotel in the world?
VAGINA INN

It can accomodate only one standing guest with his luggage hanging outside.

Lecture bole to miniskirt!

har lecture ko miniskirt jitna hona chahiye. Itna chota jisse interest bhi bana rahe aur jaruri chije bhi cover ho jaye!!!

Rang de...

RANG DE BASANTI
Finest movie ever?

bacche sharab pee rahe hai,
builingon se kud rahe hain,
cigaratte phook rahe hain,
baap ko goli maar rahe hain,
foreigner sabko marvakar chali gayi,
sala DJ 5 saal se university mein pada hai,
uski maa keh rahi hai kamina kaam par kab lagega,
aur director kehta hai,....
GENERATION AWAKENS!!!

Tandoor Delight!

Bite d neck gently,chew the breast softly,spread the legs slowly & suck the juice excitingly ...










dats the way u shud eat Tandoori Chicken!!!

Solid Excuse

Father to son: Pados ki ladki ko dekh woh exam mein first aayi hai.
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha tabhi to fail ho gaya!!