Equations...

Smart man + smart naari = Flirting jaari.

Bevkuf man + smart naari = Jeb khali.

Smart man + Bevkuf naari = pav bhari.

Bevkuf man + bevkuf naari = Shaadi!

So true...

No matter how many positions formerly held by men are taken over by women, there will always be one opening that only a man can fill!!

Height Of...

Height of Poverty: Wife stitching husband's condom!

Height of Innocence: A girl applying clearsil to her nipples thinking they are pimples.

Height of Ambition: An ant climbing on the leg of elephant with a motive of rape!

Height of Unemployment: A spider web found in a prostitute's pussy!

Height of Laziness: Naked man sleeping on top of a naked woman expecting an earthquake to do the rest!

Height of Patience: A guy standing in a queue to fuck his own wife.

Hehehe

A woman lies nude in bed, spreads her legs wide and asks sardarji - U know what this means?
Sardar: Ha, tu poore bistar pe akeli sona chahti hai!

Rubber Gift Wrapping

Boy: Bhaisab, ek condom dena, girlfriend ko gift dena hai.
Dukandar: Ispar cover chada du?
Boy: Are nahi, yahi to cover hai.Gift to mere paas hai...!

Wacko Jacko!

Michael Jackson and doctor walk out after his wife delivered a son.
MJ: How long before we can have sex?
Dr.: Atleast wait till he is13.

LOL

Ladki ne jeans utari aur boyfriend se kaha, "mujhe ladki hone ka ahsas karao"
Boyfriend ne bhi jeans utari aur bola, "jao dono jeans dhokar lao."

New Cycle

Outside a pub, a sardar asks a gal: Shall we have sex tonite?
Girl: Do u mind if I'm on my menstrual cycle?
Sardar: It's ok. Even I'm on my Bajaj Pulsar!

Family Planning In Bihar!

This is the slogan of family management in Bihar:
HUM DO HAMARE DO USKE BAAD JO BHI HO,
USKO PUNJAB, DELHI AUR MUMBAI BHEJ DO

Push ups

A man was doing push-ups on beach. A sardar saw this & started laughing & said," Sorry to tell u this, but the woman under u has left!"

Twinkle twinkle ...

Twinkle twinkle sexy star,
kitna hilayega bas kar yaar,
up above the breast so high,
lund has risen in the sky,
fuck d girl tell her bye,
dats the way 2 b a cool guy
;-)