Hijacked!!

1 guy suddenly got up in a plane and said "Hijack". Everybody put their hands up and then suddenly another guy from other side got up and said, "Hi John."

Intelligent Sardar!!

A very intelligent sardar has found answer to the most difficult question ever: Which comes first chicken or egg?

Sardar: O yaar, jiska order doge woh pehle ayega!!!!

No Smoking!!

Sale girl to customer: Sry si, but u can't smoke here.
Customer: But I bought these cigarettes frm this store.
Girl: We sell condom also, but it doesn't mean u start fucking here!!

Various Degrees

BA = Beautiful Angel
BE = Beautiful Eyes
B Sc= Beautiful Structure
BL = Beautiful Lips
MBA= Married But Available

Dry Day

Wife: u call me PARI after drinking desi n DARLING after English. Wat happened today that ur calling me CHUDAIL?

Husband: Today is dry day!!

Anniversary

Wife: Where will u take me on our 10th marriage anniversary?
Husband: We will go to African Jungle Safari.
Wife: And on our 25th marriage anniversary.
Husband: I'll bring u back!

Shayari...

Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata

ROFLMAO

A man in US sees a dog abt to bite a lady. He kicks the dog to death.

Newspaper reports: US CITIZEN SAVES LADY FROM DOG.

Man says I'm not US citizen. So report is changed...

FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG.

Man says I'm actually from Pakistan. Next day's headlines...

TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG!!!!

Management Lesson!

Boss: Let me fuck u just 1 time.Ill be quick,Ill pay u 1000$, Ill throw the money on the floor & before u bend down & pick it up It'll b done!
Girl likes the proposal and she calls her boyfriend.
Boyfriend: It's ok, but ask for 2000$ & be very quick to pick up the money.
After 4 hours the boyfriend calls her....
Boyfriend: Wat happened?
Girl: The bastard used coins!!

LESSON: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before getting fucked!